我有什麼優點值得你學習?
樣品 | 2008-02-24 18:38點閱數: 628 給我咖啡豆 
今天下午看完總統電視辯論後.裡面有一個問題是請候選人提出對手的3個優點.
於是晚上在餐桌上就成了我們的話題.
我問老公說..老公.我有什麼優點值得你學習.請舉出3個
老公馬上回答..1.不會記仇..2.不會記仇..3.不會記仇
我聽了很不平ㄚ~怎麼我就只有這個優點值得你學習嗎?
老公說..光是這個優點就讓我一輩子學不完了..
這樣說讓我一時間很難再逼問下去.算了~有總比沒有好
輪到我的時候我就說了一堆~
我說..老公的體力好呀~都不怕冷也不會懶得動.
不會挑食呀.什麼都吃的下~也不會失眠.隨時都睡的著.
還有對佛書的鑽研呀~飽覽群書知識淵博呀~~~都是我值得學習的.
老公聽了暗爽全寫在臉上
後來老公白目的加了一句..老婆的優點很好呀~不會記仇
"也就是說如果我包了二奶的話.妳氣一陣子就會原諒我.不會離開我~嘿嘿嘿
"
做你的春秋大夢啦!!!有種你試試看我有沒有那麼寬宏大量
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2008 02 26, 00:25
樣品應該說，對，妳包二奶，我不會記仇，因為，第一時間就砍了你！！看他敢不敢！哈哈。
2008 02 26, 06:58
要說閹了比較有恫嚇的作用